callout post for myself

pdsophie:

- never sleeps when I need to
- cries at anything
- fakes positivity
- spends money impulsively
- requires constant validation
- clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something
- laughs at own unfunny jokes

keshasource:
“ This is not the face of a liar, nor is it the face of an attention seeker. It’s the face of a broken soul.
”

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drinkt0forget:
“ Can we just take a moment to be thankful this tweet exists.
”

2cc48a:

Boys really text you “hey” just to see if u will say it back and then they’re done talking

carlsagan:
“ unclepolymer:
“ Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
”
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the...

romanticfarmer:

I’m the friend who gets roasted in the group chat but is just happy to be a part of something

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

teachers trying to impose responsibility

freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"
sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"
junior year: "you're almost seniors now"
senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"
College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"

theinturnetexplorer:
“ well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.
”

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me: *spots a wasp*
me: i am calm, cool and collected. i will not run. i will not yell.
wasp: *comes closers*
me: i am cALM, c-cOOL AND COLLECTED- I AM RUNNINGn I AM YELLING